Category Helper

Bert was almost done. All he had to do was go through the sophisticated Category Sorter, and the entire world would be able to view his idea, and maybe even work towards a better tomorrow.

"Alright. 'Question 1: Can it be held in an average man's hand?'" Bert was forced against his will to think. "Uh... yes I suppose. We mostly have big hands. 'Question 2: Is it edible, if not digestible?' Of course not. Brushed steel does not chew well. '3: Is it something a person would allow in their home?' Not if the wanted to keep their fingers," Bert chuffed. Had the program been able to read text, and subsequently analyze and extrapolate its meaning, it too would have realized that was a silly question. But as it was a simple 20 Questions-like progam, it lived in a rather binary world.

Several less interesting and hard to type out questions later, Bert and the program were finished, both relieved in their own little way. "Done. 'Suggested categories are... Health: Cloning, Product: Bottle Opener: Musical: Reggaeton, Product: Barometer: Unnecesarily Lethal, and Product: Brick.' Brilliant." Bert selected choice three, and clicked OK.