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Cat-muff
Cat puppet box/nest foot warmer shoes | |
This is a a mono-boot, that you can only wear sitting down that
acts
as a cat-muff. The boot creates a nest or cave inside of which a
cat
would feel comfortable and inside the cave there is a cat puppet
which is also a pair of booties into which you put your feet. The
booties look like a
cat and are sprayed with cat nip and cat
pheromones. The result is a warm foot massage.
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What about the inevitable pests - catamites ? |
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The description fails to explain how the airtight "cave"
automatically seals hermetically once the feline has entered. |
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Is the air pumped out, does the user wait for the cat to exhaust
the available oxygen, or is there an option to introduce an inert
or (preferably) toxic gas ? |
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Only fat cats need apply. |
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Indeed; turn them upside-down and light each leg to act as a
wick. They burn for hours … |
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