h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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It can possibly have packs of angry dogs chasing it so the kids have to run all the way home after they buy the ice cream? |
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Make sure the kids pay before the ice-cream is handed over. Then you can take them three times round the block, otherwise they lose their money, MUHWAHAHAHAHAHA ! |
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Suggested alternative category: Public:Evil. |
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You could have ice cream freezer cabinets in supermarkets that run away as you approach so you have to jog after them .......... |
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Heh! Baba Yaga's Freezer! |
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You will respect my authoritah! |
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Making kids catch said confectionary whilst running would offer great entertainment for the rest of us, but would probably cut down on the sales of Mr Whippy. |
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Tell us more about these angry dogs, [notme]. |
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But couldn't Cartman just lie down in the road in front of the truck, using his enormous Cheesy Poof-packed bulk to prevent the ice-cream man from escaping? |
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The runny ice cream concept could be extended to other *fast* foods: Fallen Arch Burgers, Hot-to-Trot Dogs, Winded Wendy's, etc. |
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I used to have to run down the road after the milk truck
(when I forgot to leave the bottles outside). Good one
[oscil8]. |
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//madradish// milkbottles,how long ago was that? ok don't tell me,last time i saw/broke them was when i wore long gray/grey<sp?> socks in the UK + |
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No it was actually in Australia, hmm I guess it would have
been around '89-'90. |
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Yep,that would be about right,i kinda miss the milkfloat,the dog use to chase it. |
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(madradish), same here, but in my pyjamas! Dogshit on the socks is NOT a great start to the day. |
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(Ice Cream Truck slowly runs over Kenny at 5 mph, splitting him in half. Rats move in to feast.)
You killed Kenny! YOU BASTARDS! |
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i think this would be dangerous, plus it would be difficult to drive AND serve ice cream wouldnt it? |
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Ice cream truck operators should work in pairs anyway. Accountability and all... Just a month ago, there was a big flap over here about a registered repeat child molester who had started his own business as an ice cream truck driver. Apparently this was all perfectly legal. |
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How about a treadmill in front of the window? Likewise for supermarket aisles with fatty/sugary foods. Healthy aisles would have treadmills going towards the food. |
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"Ok, so lets see ... you ordered aaaaaaaa double cone wiiiiiiiith a flake, aaaaand chocolate sprinkles, now, which sauce would you like, no no, don't answer yet, let me tell you about our range of 20 flavours" |
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[skinflaps] I still have my milk delivered to my door in glass bottles, from a milk float. |
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