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To appreciate Car With Flabby Skin, you need to drive it quite fast, because at a certain speed, the air passing across the double skin of the car's surface will cause waves and ripples to form. This is because there is a thin layer of fatty liquid trapped between the conventional metal surface and an
outer flexible membrane.
To see a similar effect, for comparison, look at the images in the link, then imagine that it's a car's surface, and not a human face being subjected to the superficial distortions. (in this case being caused by travelling in the an open-topped car going at 200kpm, according to website)
http://www.youtube....watch?v=Zrr8D_OXn2Y
perfectly like this only on a car [xenzag, Sep 08 2011]
like this perhaps
Self_20Forming_20Aerodynamic_20Aids
[FlyingToaster, Sep 08 2011]
Wiki: A Rhino
http://en.wikipedia...nis)1_-_Relic38.jpg
[zen_tom, Sep 08 2011]
//For 4x4s, SUVs and similarly large vehicles, the skin could be like a rhino's.//
http://www.youtube....watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk
I dunno, I was picturing more of a compact... [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 08 2011]
Shar Pei
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shar_pei
Very wrinkly. [8th of 7, Sep 10 2011]
[link]
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Extra croissant if you can take make the radiator grille look gob-like, with flabskin being drawn back at high speed, revealing more "mouth". |
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As you wish..... would you like some designer stubble with your car finish sir? Dark or light skin? |
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a bun for you, but I would prefer a facelift!! xox |
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For 4x4s, SUVs and similarly large vehicles, the skin
could be like a rhino's. |
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I'm quite surprised that Pugwash seems to have beaten me to the press with this idea..... I did check as always, but the devil as always lies in the fish with no tail. |
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^I vaguely remembered it from a few months back; his seems to be for the purpose of self-aerodynamicizing, whereas yours I presume is so you can have a car that goes "flibflifblflibflibfliflib..." |
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The "flbflbflibflabflb" part only came after the esteemed Mr B annotated my idea. I cannot claim any part of it, other than wishing to have the "flbflb" tuned. |
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Perhaps it could be tuned to match the cars personality. Ride of the Valkyries - A Hummer. The theme to Terry and June - an Austin Princess. |
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Just one question, where does the fat come from? |
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The cellulite dimples make it go faster. |
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Suggested model name: "Shar Pei" |
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