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Car Thong

 To match the bras, naturally.
 
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Why a thong? Car panty lines aren't aerodynamic.
—DadManWalking, Dec 25 2003

for those unfamiliar with car bras http://www.caraddon...ages/lebra_bras.htm
I told you that is what they are called. [DadManWalking, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Ahh Google. here is a more literal take http://www.waycooli...om/z3/upgrades.html
Not what I had in mind. But clearly the same area of the brain involved. [DadManWalking, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       .....with tattoos above the thong line?......
—normzone, Dec 25 2003
   

       Complete with car tan-lines? Finally somthing to put my exrta $1s and $5s in ...
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 25 2003
   

       Please [LBAF] tell me you mean //Finally somthing to put my exrta $1s and $5s in ...// after I'm done filling DadManWalking's coffee can with them...
—DadManWalking, Dec 25 2003
   

       Coffee can?! What kind of club are you showing at?
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 25 2003
   

       Car thongs! get yer CAR THONGS! pitch your money in the can! Help the DadMan! Get yer CAAAAR Thongs here... No time for lookers step aside for people doing business here. keep it movin'...
—DadManWalking, Dec 26 2003
   

       Man, I came here for the wet t-shirt contest, not a sermon.
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 26 2003
   

       These would look best on Brazilian Beetles.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 26 2003
   

       As with the "other thong" for people, they look best on those who look great in anything/ nothing: thus The Audi TT, Porsche Boxster etc. would look good in them. Pontiac Aztec? Candidate for the Auto Hooded Nightgown...
—DadManWalking, Dec 26 2003
   

       ... or moomoo.
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 26 2003
   

       [I-got-your-marked-for-deletion- right-here!] Not a pun: when I pun. I pun hard and clanky. You'll know.   

       Yes it is satirical. But if you must have something protected then how about the transaxle? Hate to have a nice one all scratched up before the car show. And yes cars do not have "cracks" but that may just be because they have, as yet, nothing to put in them.   

       Finally, this is in the car: style section so utility, I would argue, is less critical here. <sniff>   

       "Build it and they will (c)leave"
—DadManWalking, Dec 27 2003
   

       Make me a sports car in the shape of a naked woman and maybe I'll buy a car thong for her.
—Eugene, Dec 27 2003
   

       Now that I give it some thought, a "bra" for a car is really a leather bondage mask, since cars have no ta-tas. Better make it a leather panty with chains linked to the "bra", and matching door handle clamps, or multiple piercings through various parts, even the run-flat tires.
—moPuddin, Dec 27 2003
   

       Car thongs? How do you propose attaching them to the wheels without a big toe to keep the summer footwear on snugly? Would they be designed to provide the customary "thwap thwap thwap" thong sound as the car moves?
—DarkEnergy, Dec 28 2003
   

       Ohhh, *that* kind of thong, sorry. :-)
—DarkEnergy, Dec 28 2003
   
      
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