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Why a thong? Car panty lines aren't
aerodynamic.
for those unfamiliar with car bras
http://www.caraddon...ages/lebra_bras.htm
I told you that is what they are called. [DadManWalking, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Ahh Google. here is a more literal take
http://www.waycooli...om/z3/upgrades.html
Not what I had in mind. But clearly the same area of the brain involved. [DadManWalking, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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.....with tattoos above the thong line?...... |
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Complete with car tan-lines? Finally somthing to put my exrta $1s and $5s in ... |
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Please [LBAF] tell me you mean
//Finally somthing to put my exrta
$1s and $5s in ...// after I'm done
filling DadManWalking's coffee can
with them... |
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Coffee can?! What kind of club are you showing at? |
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Car thongs! get yer CAR THONGS!
pitch your money in the can! Help
the DadMan! Get yer CAAAAR
Thongs here... No time for lookers
step aside for people doing
business here. keep it movin'... |
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Man, I came here for the wet t-shirt contest, not a sermon. |
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These would look best on Brazilian Beetles. |
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As with the "other thong" for
people, they look best on those
who look great in anything/
nothing: thus The Audi TT,
Porsche Boxster etc. would look
good in them. Pontiac Aztec?
Candidate for the Auto Hooded
Nightgown... |
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[I-got-your-marked-for-deletion-
right-here!] Not a pun: when I pun.
I pun hard and clanky. You'll know. |
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Yes it is satirical. But if you must
have something protected then
how about the transaxle? Hate to
have a nice one all scratched up
before the car show. And yes cars
do not have "cracks" but that may
just be because they have, as yet,
nothing to put in them. |
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Finally, this is in the car: style
section so utility, I would argue, is
less critical here. <sniff> |
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"Build it and they will (c)leave" |
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Make me a sports car in the shape of a naked woman and maybe I'll buy a car thong for her. |
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Now that I give it some thought, a "bra" for a car is really a leather bondage mask, since cars have no ta-tas. Better make it a leather panty with chains linked to the "bra", and matching door handle clamps, or multiple piercings through various parts, even the run-flat tires. |
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Car thongs? How do you propose attaching them to the wheels without a big toe to keep the summer footwear on snugly? Would they be designed to provide the customary "thwap thwap thwap" thong sound as the car moves? |
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Ohhh, *that* kind of thong, sorry. :-) |
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