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Car Garage
The garage looks just like your car, except larger. | |
Now you can keep your car outside year around without fear of freezing snow, beating sun or grand theft. You’re proud of your car, and you want to show it off to the whole town, at three times its size. How can this be done, you may ask.
You keep your car in a car garage, a fiberglass replica that
shelters but flaunts your wheels. Available for the 20 most popular models and factory painted to match, this six-piece kit can be mounted and bolted to the foundation in one hour flat.
No discerning, kitsch connoisseur would be without such a dazzling addition to the humble abode.
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Convertible models available as well |
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Hm. I'll just point out that *everyone* will install the Rolls Royce model (or all those that don't install the Porsche, at least). ("Oh yeah, my Rolls is in the workshop - they're gold-plating the wing mirrors - they lent me this old thing until the job's done.") |
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[thumb] probably, but they'll let the rain in. |
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At three times the size of your car, there should be plenty of room. |
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<<sigh>> and your point is, [thumb]? |
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Doesn't this kinda tip off the car thieves where the better cars are located? Croissant for the visual though.... |
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egbert, the top goes up *or* down and can be stopped, say - halfway - to let natural light in 'n stuff. |
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you say that like its a *bad* thing |
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I'd egg the car garage just as well! |
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