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Finger-shaped knob on the dashboard. Pull it and the fuel injector mixes in a lethal dose of some foul smelling oily substance that creates a gaseous cloud in the face of the annoying tailgater. They will be forced to back off or pull around.
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I fear the results of hundreds of these in a traffic jam. |
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If you see an attractive man/woman tailgaiting you whom you would like to follow you home, could you also press a button to release a puff of fresh baked cinnamon rolls or another equally enticing aroma? |
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castor oil + wd40. Whatever you do, don't back up. Permanent shellac. |
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// some foul smelling oily substance that creates a gaseous cloud |
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So how is this different from petrol? |
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