h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Goes something like this:
You say "interface, paradigm shift, dialogue, consumerization, productivitism, strategic change value system strawcase analysis..." and you get squawked.
More highly trained (larger) birds emit a loud proclamation like:
"That's bullsh*t!"
or
"Siddown,
Bozo!"
If the bird ever shuts up, or is found lying face down on the bottom of its cage, you should all leave the meeting immediately.
Bullshit BIngo sheets have been used before.
http://www.perkigot...tuff/bullshitbingo/ I Particularly like the fact that this page randomises the terms on refresh [gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I like the idea, but can canaries be taught to speak? Wouldn't it have to be a parrot or a macaw? |
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Is this like the canary in the
bathroom? + |
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You have a canary in your bathroom? Poor thing! |
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That way I know whether it is safe
to go in there. It's either him or
me. (Rebunned) ++ |
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Jamais, [beauxeault], jamais! |
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I think Lyre birds would be more suitable around the average board room table. |
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Places I have been would need the
canary six pack for meetings. |
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Oh I thought that was the link. :) |
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Sounds like he could serve as a canary replacement. That would certainly stop a sheister mid-buzz. |
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