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Well, PeterSealy, perhaps you have never seen the Canadian Flash in full crime-fighting regalia: tasteful long-johns (long underwear) from the Sears Canada catalogue, flashy cape made from a flag supplied by Sheila Copps, mask which is really a snowmobiling balaclava from Canadian Tire, and Kodiaks (winter boots) from Workwear World. |
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Let's not forget his trusty sidekick, Maple Boy. |
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How is this different from Bob and Doug McKenzie? |
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I thought this was about a dirty old mountie in a raincoat |
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Oh . . . I thought maybe this was a notion to move Macromedia from San Francisco to Vancouver BC |
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I think this Canadian Flash sounds really cool. What a great superhero and role model for kids. Not too violent but loaded with fun! I'm definately pro-maple leaf! |
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The Kodiak boots are key. Also, Canadian Flash has an unstoppable secret weapon: he throws rock hard pieroges! |
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I heard she uses maple syrup as a defense mechanism |
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No, maple syrup is a Canadian WMD, a Weapon of Mass Delectation. Mmmmmm ... maple syrup ... |
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Shouldn't Mable Syrup be his frail, old aunt who is constantly menaced by strange, mustachioed foreigners? |
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Deadly accurate with a slingshot armed with those leaf-shaped maple sugar candies. Confuses enemy by continually switching knife and fork hands while eating. Always apologetic and rarely decisive. Currently overwintering in Florida. |
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