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As we all know, buttocks vary, so I am suggesting a
nationwide camera system for buttock-recognition.
The downside is software would have to be pretty
smart, as crims might put stuff down their trousers to
alter the buttock signature.
The upside is - by applying haptic(?) technology to all
seats on public transport it would easier to track
offenders, or at least mean they to stand up for the full
journey.
As a double-check, buttock identity parades might be
used in police stations so victims can try and identify
the perpetrator.
I/O Silver
Horse_20Alarm
[theircompetitor, Feb 21 2019]
Gotcha covered
Lunar_20Biometrics
[FlyingToaster, Feb 22 2019]
How could you think that arse-recognition technology hadn't alrready been done somewhere in the Halfbakery archives?
Intelligent_20Toilet_20Seat
[hippo, Feb 22 2019]
Yokohama poop museum
https://ale-box.com/unkomuseum/
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 22 2019]
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"These aren't the bums you're looking for ... " |
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Buttock recognition camera my arse. |
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It's a specialised area of image analysis ... |
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It's certainly a cheeky little gadget. |
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By the liiiiiiight,
Of the silvery mooooooooon...
<link> |
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The latest Samsung phone uses ultrasound to recognise fingerprints.
Put this technology in seats to recognise arses with the added bonus
that some medical conditions might be diagnosed. |
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There'd be piles of benefits in that case ... |
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I would have called this idea: Arseography |
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Having done possibly the most desultory trawl
through
here I would say the first fundament idea was "alx,
Jun 19 200-something".
This was followed by a outbreak in 2005 Mar 22
(csea,normzone, theircompetitor), then
FlyingToaster
in Sep 30 2008. |
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^Consider "Buttock-recognition Cameras
" a homage..standing on the buttocks of giants and
all that. |
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NB I just found out the Yokohama Poop
museum has been revamped. "Visitors during the
first three days of the museum opening will receive
a special gift (although we’re nervous about what
that could be considering the theme)" . Link |
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Fishbone from me. This idea would completely undermine trust in my own Buttock Massage idea. |
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