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Butt Chirper

 Flatulence Censor
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The Butt Chirper is a pneumatic whistle device that converts the passing wind into various birdsongs. Various clenchings change the shapes of the whistle's chambers, allowing a practised chirper to emulate many avian species.

... and of course you get to blame an invisible bird.

(dedicated to a hopefully short-lived vegetarian'ish diet)

—FlyingToaster, Oct 03 2009

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       I'd prefer a butt kazoo.
—skinflaps, Oct 03 2009
   

       I think a kazoo requires a sound-source input, ie: not just air.... I suppose you could kazoo a fart sound, but I'll leave that option to somebody else to explore.
—FlyingToaster, Oct 03 2009
   

       Could you provide a corresponding device that makes birds sound like flatulence?
—tatterdemalion, Oct 03 2009
   

       The Wazoo Kazoo is certainly out of the question, but the Fartmonica is just begging to be made.   

       I dread the day I hear a great big, wallopingly loud parrot squawk. Unpleasant, very unpleasant. +
—blissmiss, Oct 03 2009
   

       [blissmiss] but, if you're upwind, a parrot squawk could just be a parrot squawk.
—FlyingToaster, Oct 04 2009
   

       ... under your chair?
—pertinax, Oct 04 2009
   


 

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