Burrito Hull Breach Patches

The burrito might be the perfect food. A veritable melting pot of ingredients comes together in a miraculous flexible and edible containment hull (known as a tortilla).

Unfortunately, a burrito often succumbs to its inner demons and springs a leak. Tasting freedom, refried beans, queso, rice, salsa emerge, first tentatively, and then in a deluge. The mighty burrito has now lost one of its prime virtues: portability.

It's nothing more than a mexican stew at this point, condemned to vivisection by fork and knife.

These hull breaches must be stopped in order to save the dignity of the noble burrito.

The solution is to use Burrito Patches: a packet of miniature tortilla squares complete with a small amount of Tortilla Glue (baked here previously). When a hull breach is detected, the diner simply applies a patch to avert a tragic breakdown of structural integrity.