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I must be reaching a certain age when I look down and realise
where my hand has ended up. To avoid sweatiness and the
spreading of short & curlies there obviously needs to be a
pocket there.
Eg
http://www.wyvernleatherworks.com/photos/
I think that these nice folks might be able to help you get yourself a pair with a bit of persuasion. [skinflaps, May 14 2012]
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Are you trying to tell us your public masturbation is
"completely inadvertent", [oscil8]? |
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At what age, precisely, does one cease to be aware that
one's hands are down the front of one's pants? I ask
because I'm currently 33, and repetitive experimentation
throughout the course of the day
has led me to the conclusion that I have not yet reached
that age. |
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That's not what you have to worry about, [Alterother]. It's
when you reach the age that you stop noticing when your
hands are down the front /other people's/ pants that you
really need to be concerned. |
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Anyway, when I see Bundy, for some reason I think Ted
rather than Al, and thought perhaps these were pants that
were designed to disguise bloodstains or something. |
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Oh, I thought it referred to the Bundy clock, as used
to record start and finish times for factory workers. |
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// "completely inadvertent" // Totally. Also I was leaning
on the mantelpiece doing some vacuuming while waiting for
the laundry to finish so I could put some clothes on when I
slipped and fell on the pet gerbil, and when I jumped up I
got stuck to the vacuum nozzle. It's the god's honest truth
doctor. |
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Hah, I'm enjoying the Bundy reference too - that was a great show - plus, nearly 20 years later (was it really that long ago?) I'm finding myself adopting the same "stance" whilst reclining upon my chez longue. |
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>when I jumped up I got stuck to the vacuum nozzle. |
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Strictly in the spirit of scientific enquiry I did once vacuum myself about 10 years ago(as a "oh no, no time for a shower" Plan B). |
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Even not going anywhere near the delicate bits I can tell you it hurts like hell when the nozzle clamps onto the skin, and you smell just the same afterwards, so doesn't work. |
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//it hurts like hell when the nozzle clamps onto the skin// |
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Sounds flappingly painful. |
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