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I am always profiling and creatively labeling other drivers if you do the same well then this is for you.
This is a bumper sticker printer and in transit application apparatus.
Constructed into the bumper of your car is a printer driven by a phone application that allows you to call out a message
to print, print and then apply.
Once printed you would maneuver your vehicle behind the driver that needs labeling and then deploy the bumper sticker slaplicator arm that slaps the sticker into place on the vehicle that you are positioned behind.
Yes there will be a standard library of creative names and messages in place.
However instant creative labeling is the name of the game
Surreptitious_20Bumperstickerator
redundant [xenzag, Dec 04 2015]
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I profile while driving too, but I have often pondered a more malicious device. Mount paintball gun barrels to the underside of the hood of your car. Then create actuators that lift the hood just enough to expose the barrels and fire away. Possible safety features would include reinforced actuator brackets to prevent air from rushing under the hood and causing it to completely open. |
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+ for "slapicator". I would like a "slapicator" to slap some stuff
on my husband. |
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Yes this slapicator would have many uses. Instant creative labeling is indeed the name of the game. |
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+ This is great. Although tailgaters really annoy me and I would
have to let them pass me to slap one on! I can deal with that I
guess. |
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I knew this was familiar.... See link. Sorry [vfrackis] |
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That one only has a set of pre-made stickers. This one has
the novel aspect of "instant creative labeling". |
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It should be added as a small annotation to the original
idea. |
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Why is this thing not called a Slapstick? |
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Because its not a slapstick it's a slaplicator |
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That's an excellent reason. |
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