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Before we start I must make it clear that there is no 'Rough Massage' porn associated with this idea. Thank you.
I am sure that we have all enjoyed a massage at some time in our lives. I am prepared to bet that they were pretty oily too, right?.
My friend who is a builder has properly weathered
hands with a hint of cement dust (today). Tomorrow he might have shades of sharp sand.
Lets just say that when he grabbed hold of my arm it was like a moulded pumice stone. Either way, a massage with a bit of abrasion and builder's banter about it could be just the thing to have.
Varieties of building materials should be used during the day and, after a general hand cleaning process, the masseur (or massoosie if a female builder) could moonlight and provide invigorating massages.
Bum cleavage optional.
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//Bum cleavage optional.// |
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Bum cleavage MANDATORY. Very nice, [gnome]. I suspect next on the list would be Techie Massages, where your back is gently rubbed by folks with long, thin, pipe-cleaner like fingers. |
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great for the feet, gnome. |
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"...could moonlight...Bun cleavage..." hmmm |
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Now Now! Fr J. This is completely non perv. The possibility was demonstrated to a number of people who were enjoying a cold drink and we all concurred that the sensation was quite agreeable. |
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I can't say I have ever been professionally massaged but this idea appeals, greatly. It should be good for the pores.
And what's so wrong with pipe cleaner fingers [lbaf]? |
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Oh, I'm not saying anything derogatory reguarding pipe-cleaner fingers, [stormer]. I would rather enjoy a massage from someone having those features. Some nerdy, motorcycle-racer chick of my dreams *sigh*. |
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She'd be good at polishing the inner engine at least... |
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