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For those people who compulsively chew their fingernails and
wish they could stop, have we got a deal for you!
Small buckets of fingernail clippings for you to chew upon
when you're feeling nervous, bored or just plain hungry.
Coming next year in a range of colours and flavours.
[link]
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"Caution: May contain toenail clippings" |
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Why not just one long length of artificial (or vat-cultured, or even human-farmed) mounted on a roll in a handy dispenser? |
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A friend once told me off for trimming my nails in his room, as when he picked up a clipping from the floor and chewed on it he liked to know that it was his. |
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Well done, [inf] - straight into our "Top ten ideas we wish we'd
never looked at". |
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Contains 100% post-consumer content |
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You're welcome, [8th]. It took me a while to work
out how to attain the "gross factor" I was seeking. |
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Put those sticks away [2 fries]! |
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Got it, that's my cue to cull knocks and go totally digital ala carte... liege. The good tip is a many cure if you've the care o' tintinnabulation. |
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It's about time I hang nailed-it anyway. |
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It's a useful product that allows you to preserve your
nails while still chewing fingernails. |
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They could be harvested from prisoners and the poor
and homeless then processed for consumption. |
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<uncontrolable projectile vomiting> |
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wotcha need is a toe-clipping bucket: insert entire foot. |
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was hoping this would be a bucket of assorted nails for hammering. oh well |
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I envisioned a bucket of assorted nails serving no useful
purpose whatsoever. I guess both of us had our dreams
shattered. |
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