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Little snippet on NPR this AM mentioned a three-pound
goldfish being caught in a Michigan lake. Goldfish (a/k/a
koi, right?) can apparently grow much larger than they do in
a household aquarium...
So what happens when little Timmy lets his goldfish go into a
recreational lake near a nuclear
power plant, where an
unscrupulous contractor has been disposing of low-level
radioactive waste?
Yes, it's JAWS - but with a GOLDFISH.
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Bubbles been drinking too much ;-) |
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The pitch: It's Pirahna 3D meets Memento! |
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Oh, come on. Surely you realise that radioactive waste won't make animals grow to enormous sizes, right? |
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Everyone knows it's cosmic radiation that does that. Radioactive waste only makes things glow in the dark. |
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So, you go swimming in Michigan Lake (Lake Michigan,
perhaps?) and you are accosted by a rhino-sized, green,
glowing "goldfish"? |
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I'd start drinking bottled water and nothing else, if I were
you. Sounds like you've watched too many B movies from
the 60s. |
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Either that or get a bigger boat. |
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//So what happens when little Timmy lets his
goldfish go into a recreational lake near a nuclear
power plant, where an unscrupulous contractor has
been disposing of low-level radioactive waste?// |
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A: The goldfish enjoys the warmer water, and has an
ever so slightly increased risk of developing cancer. |
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And of growing three eyes. I know it's true... I saw it on
The Simpsons. |
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Yes, obviously the three eyes. You didn't say this
was in Norfolk. |
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I always wondered why Clarkson looks the way he does. |
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