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Brick and Stucco patterned delivery boxes

To combat porch pirates
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Delivery boxes should be printed with 4 patterns, one per side.

Dark brick, light brick, dark stucco, light stucco.

All the driver would have to do is turn the box with the closest match facing out, making it harder to see at a glance.

They could also ring the doorbell and/or hide the package, but we know that isn't going to happen.

Giblet, Mar 27 2020

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       This would be great for deploying pad mines in an urban environment, so [+].
8th of 7, Mar 27 2020
  

       Nice, an evolution pressure for better eyesight or sales of optical equipment.
wjt, Mar 29 2020
  

       ... and shin-pads...   

       "I don't understand, the text says the delivery's been left just outsiOUCH ! Ahhh, my LEG !"
8th of 7, Mar 29 2020
  

       I just want a stucco box. It could even be empty. My cat would go crazy happy.   

       Wait, you get bonus points for thinking (an) outside the box
blissmiss, Mar 29 2020
  

       // My cat would go crazy happy. //   

       ... right up to when the radioactive source opens the vial of poison ...   

       <Giggling and arm-flapping/>   

       [bliss], your box is on its way by express courier. Make sure that you press firmly on the lid until the catches click, once the cat is inside.
8th of 7, Mar 29 2020
  


 

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