Each box would come in the form a snazzy hamper, with a
foam liner, precision cut to separate each individual item,
and would contain the following:
1 Used beer bottle
1 Fist sized brick fragment
1 Golf ball (used)
1 Large ball bearing (new)
1 Sealed, easy-burst plastic bag full of
paint, from the
luxury
Farrow and Ball National Trust Approved colour range -
(choice of colours available)
1 Set of instructions on how to throw each item
Also included:
1 Pair of kid gloves to protect the hands from scratches
1 Angora wool balaclava, supplied in a variety of designer
styles and colours
1 "Gulder" card containing a set of raucous verbal insults to
roar at opponents
1 Rough accent learning linguaphone tape
1 Set of instructions on how to riot.