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Called to meeting so short description:
Chicken shaped fryer stands up to give you fried eggs. Pig
shaped roller grill excretes cooked bacon from its behind.
Etc, etc.
Inspired by "Flying Toaster" (the idea, not the person)
(?) We got yer desert right here.
http://www.candycrate.com/pocadi.html
Eats shoots and leaves... <snigger> [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 22 2011]
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For toast and muffins you'd be stuck with a combine harvester that rolled'cross the table depositing same... which would be silly. |
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strictly speaking eggs aren't excreted. |
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//Breakfast Excreter//.
Ummm, I already hold that title. Just a matter of
different sequencing. |
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...and where do doughnuts come from? |
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...from animatronic-snake curled vomit. |
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What about Brown Sauce ... ? |
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Biscuits and gravy. Sorta gross thought. |
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Everyone already knows where Grits come from. Drawing attention to its origin is, in our opinion, in very poor taste. |
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Pretty much like Grits themselves, actually. |
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I didn't know Brits were familiar with grits. I would have
thought you all have enough bizarre food already that you
needn't truck with ours. But, whaddya know, even the Borg
have a sense of cultural diversity... if only a sense. |
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[marklar]: from a marketing standpoint, I think the name
of this remarkable device leaves serious room for
improvement. I've spent enough time around the various
animals that excrete or otherwise produce my breakfasty
comestibles that I don't really want to be thinking about
the word 'excrete', or any of its conjugate forms or
synonymns, while I'm cooking and eating said products. On
the other hand, the device itself is both inventive and
disturbing, which gets my [+]. |
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// Brits were familiar with grits // |
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Grits are on a United Nations list of "Things That The USA Has Given To The World", along with Root Beer, Agent Orange, Waterboarding, Drive-Thru Chapels Of Rest, Hawaiian Shorts in Obscenely Large Sizes, and The Music (?) Of Barry Manilow. |
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It's really not a list you want to be on. |
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Agreed. I want no part of that list. |
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Bless you, you shall be spared when the Revolution comes. |
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What's wrong with Root Beer? |
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[8th_of_7] prefers Coca Cola, obviously. |
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// What's wrong with Root Beer? // |
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You mean apart from the utterly nauseating taste ? |
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[8th], you should try Moxie. |
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If my breakfast were presented to me, on a regular
basis, by a variety of defecating simulacra, and if
someone told me how to make this stop happening,
I would be really quite pleased. |
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Sorry, but it's just you. |
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Don't worry, "diversity acceptance" training may eventually render your world view a little less liable to general condemnation; in a few generations, condemnation may start to be replaced with pity. In the meantime, the risk of criminal prosecution, public humiliation, and quite possibly summary execution by a rampaging mob armed with torches and various very sharp agricultural implements is still very much a reality. |
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Even though you will live the rest of your life as a despised outcast, spurned by all right-thinking child molesters, murderers, rapists, drug dealers and real-estate agents, it is not impossible that in centuries to come, your "problem" will be viewed in a less judgmental way. |
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But don't hold your breath. |
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