Breakable keyboard

Ever had a moment of such supreme frustration working a computer, that you just _had_ to punish it?
Now imagine this scenario:
It is my opinion that MS Word was never designed to be used by computer programmers. As opposed to programming editors, Word was meant to work for natural languages and for people with less linear and deterministic patterns of typing. It has always been my perception that when I do something in a programming environment I would get precisely what I intended, yet when I try something in Word I might get anything of a few possibilities, with varying amounts of probability on each, for each trial. That is why working Word is so frustrating for me.
If only I could avenge each time it confounded me, I am sure to enhance my lifespan expectancy by 2-3 years at least, due to tension relief!
I suggest a keyboard with a jagged parting across it from top to bottom, that can be attached and detached forcefully without causing damage to the mechanism. This way you could fling it at the wall, or your working mates, or your boss, perhaps even attempt a murder by keyboard (I do not encourage such practices:). On impact it would be satisfyingly torn asunder, to the astonishment of all observers and to your complete and total gratification!
Another plus here is the use of such keyboards to battle computer anxiety. Many people, even computer literates, have a deeply rooted fear of what they would consider meddling with the fragile computer. On few accounts that is justified, but it often sproutes as a subconcious excuse of learning what you have to avoid. Demonstrate the in-fragility of the computer, and you go ways towards dispelling computer anxiety, both as a bar for computer illiterates, and as a counter productive factor in anxoius computer-literates.
Now this of course is already possible, but would require buying a new keyboard each time :)