there is Apu at the Kwiki mart;
suddenly a Simpsons character demands ALL the Krusty Kash NOW
Apu says the code word, then a brief lasershow happens, a speaker says "humor Raymond Coolidge Luxury Madison Yacht Van Buren"
Something that looks like giant blue angstrom Å appears flanked with a semaphore
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Apu diplomatically says "oh you are such the kidder, are you sure that all the Krusty Kash is the demand you are politely being humorous about at this time"
The Simpsons character could either actually make off with all the Krusty Kash or go along with Apus face saving humor
If they actually thieve the Krusty Kash then Officer Marge, standing in for Wiggum, who turned out to be ...less than a cop... can just use the P300 brain scanner on a bunch of Springfieldites, the number of which that have seen a vivid laser blue Å with flanking semaphores is few
better yet, Apu recently upgraded the software thus a red Я as well as a green ω are vividly imprinted on the Springfieldites brain
each of these is published as being better than 99 per hundred effective; the lawyer tosses out the green ω, as it turns out the person has a thing for green neon underpants with naval semaphore play, and has their profile on greenneonunde rpantssemaphoreplay.com to prove it
regarding the p300 brain response to the unique audio string Raymond Coolidge Luxury that is better than 70 per hundred, thus various composites like Madison Yacht Van Buren can be used to greatly narrow the possibility a person has heard the full phrase to 99 per hundred effectiveness
nevertheless there is better than 999:1 chance that the Å with the Я have accurately identified the Krusty Kash thief
combined with the audio P300 response thats about a chance per 100,000 of error
fortunately Krusty Kash has a published value of 1/20th of a ₡, Thus all of the Krusty Kash was worth less than $50 making the crime a misdemeanor
What: basically just a vivid memory laser with sound glyph that has been characterized as a supertaggant with the court established brain fingerprinting [link] system
Audio P300 is new here, there are no references yet I think it might work
this immunizes many places against robbery, I have read that the fluorescent fingerprint check system reduced check fraud 9/10 this might be highly effective at reducing crime
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