h a l f b a k e r yBusiness Failure Incubator
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Ever felt like your brain was clogged? Just too much to think about? Can't concentrate?
You need a bottle of Brain-O™ Brain Cleaner!
Just a few sips, and you'll rid your mind of all those irritating things you always wished you could forget — awful commercial jingles; ex-boyfriends or girlfriends;
those pangs of guilt for things you did in third grade.
Available in multiple strengths for multiple levels of sanity. Think more clearly. Be more focused. Brain-O.™
Mental Floss
http://www.halfbake...idea/Mental_20floss
Same magic item, different details. [jutta, Feb 02 2001]
Degauss gun/rifle
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Degauss_20gun
You could also just try turning this on yourself. [centauri, Feb 02 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
[link]
|
| |
Dang, I thought this was going to be the cleaning solution one uses when on brain detail, to keep from becoming a fireball-laying mo'fo'. |
|
| |
Wow, that sentence makes almost no sense. |
|
| |