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Bra Belt
At the base of the bra, below the breasts, bring a belt about. | |
Specialty trousers may need to be installed to allow for the extra fabric distance between crotch and breastline, but this can be measured in any bra belt outlet and fitted in a no fuss/no questions asked manner.
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Simon Cowell might want one... |
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"Madam, I'm afraid your breasts are too perky. You might try a bra belt to keep them from blinding you the next time you do a jumping jack." |
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This would make a great gift for a bachelorette party. |
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bra belt is indeed a mysterious device. |
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And how might a male use this? Adult: "AGH! No way you're getting me to wear that!" Wife: "Oh please it's supposed to save your life in case you ever lean forward to far!". |
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I fear this might add up the casualties per year from whiplash. Or vice versa.\ |
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I still don't understand the purpose of a Bra Belt. Is my not-native-english-speaking condition keeping me from understanding this? |
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looking at certain people these days - especially in older folk, waistlines are moving further upwards. In women the bra and waist are beginning to merge. bra belt is a culmination of the two. |
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