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A mail-order service for roach eggs and/or nymphs.
Do with them what you will. My plan was to pour the eggs into the computer case of my arch-nemesis. I figure no matter what happens after that, I'll get a good laugh.
Note: Could be expanded to include spiders!
Bag o' Australian Plague Locusts
http://www.halfbake..._20Plague_20Locusts
Yum! [arghblah, Feb 14 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Cockroach egg cases cemented to circuitry eventually cause corrosion and failure. |
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I've been handed tape recorders with families of roaches in them with a "was working yesterday" claim. It is good excercise for the soul, resisting the temptation to bung the damn thing back into their face. |
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"Cockroach egg cases cemented to circuitry eventually cause corrosion and failure."
Which is exactly the point. Mmuuaahahahhahahahaha! |
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The home delivery service could be called "Coach o' Roaches". |
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[Rods]: I often wondered what a cricket box was. |
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In my university days, some joker let a thousand crickets loose in the hallways of the engineering building. Drove everyone up the walls for weeks. Good prank though. |
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Get your cockroach infested radio, toaster, or perhaps computer; put it in a plastic bag; stick it in the freezer for a few days. Take device out. Let warm out in warm air. Then again let condensed water evaporate. |
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In a few weeks, the dead bodies will dry up and the smell go away. |
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God almighty someone make this go away before I read it. (insect fear) |
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