Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bonsai Boys Toys

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Is the fruit on your bonsai cherry tree ripe for picking? Does the moss in your dwarf landscape need cutting? These and many other tasks are easily accomplished with this comprehensive range of bonsai garden machinery.

Revel as you guide the bantam backhoe digging up dying micro-shrubs and shifting pebble boulders. Feel the excitement as you direct the two-inch tractor mowing in the shallow pot. There is a full line of remote-controlled, miniature machinery for sawing, watering, paring, picking and even stump removal, all powered by rechargeable batteries.

—FarmerJohn, Aug 16 2002

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       Fun. I was kind of expecting some kind of bonsai woody pun... never mind.   

       Just wondering: have you tried scissors?
—polartomato, Aug 16 2002
   

       Nice. Sadly, I am in need of a tiny chainsaw, as my bonasi tree (the second one I have been bought) has died - or rather, I suspect my lack of skill caused its demise. I shall no doubt also need some 250 millligram sticks of Gellomex to remove the stump .... tragic, really.   

       Croissant (a very tiny one).
—8th of 7, Aug 16 2002
   

       I think I'd rather have a bonsai gardener, a 4 inch tall guy who takes great care to ensure that everything is done right. Every so often, you can chuck in a croissant-crumbette to ensure he doesn't starve to death.
—PeterSilly, Aug 16 2002
   

       Excellent, a neighbour with a mower that is so high pitched (beccause small) that I can't hear it! Croissant!
—pfperry, Aug 16 2002
   

       So, kinda like tonka trucks that really work? Have some pastry, farmer!
—Mr Burns, Aug 16 2002
   

       Hey [UB] - that's why you need the 4 inch tall gardener!
—PeterSilly, Aug 16 2002
   

       God! It took you over two years to come up with that rhetort! ;-)
—contracts, Nov 06 2004
   

       Have a bonsai croissant!
—DesertFox, Nov 06 2004
   


 

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