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Bolo Ponytail Fasteners

 Large stones connected by a cord and used to hold ponytail securely
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Well, basically just your standard lumps of basalt the size of baseballs, connected by a rough cord of plaited rawhide. Installation of bolo on ponytail: the ponytailee holds the hair to be ponytailed extended whilst a friend or family member hurls the bolo at it. With good luck the bolo enwraps the ponytail; with bad luck it enwraps the neck and/or the stones crash into the cranium of the ponytailee. Oi, bad concussion there, ne'mine les' troi it again, mate.

When properly installed the Bolo Ponytail Fastener gives an air of indescribably rugged bon homie n'cest quoi pas to the wearer, who is too stunned to spell anything French.

—Dog Ed, Sep 22 2001

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       Could also be used for self-defense.   

       <aside>How many more ponytail ideas before we call a moratorium?</aside>
—sdm, Sep 22 2001
   

       bliss, its me : po, black coffee, sweetheart - just drink, whoops sip sweetheart yes its OK get you home now.
—po, Dec 23 2001
   

       yes UB its seasonal affected disorder!
—po, Dec 23 2001
   

       That's so funny. The first one I clicked on, has po talking to her elf!!! Ha.
—blissmiss, Jun 29 2007
   

       sure about that?
—po, Jun 29 2007
   

       pissitive!
—blissmiss, Jun 29 2007
   

       sdm is po's elf?
—Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 29 2007
   

       Read inbetween the lines, GC.
Think outside of the box, GC.
—blissmiss, Jun 29 2007
   

       or stand on the box.
—po, Jun 29 2007
   

       or get your buns in a bunch, or your knicker p-tail holders in a knot...etc.
—blissmiss, Jul 01 2007
   


 

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