h a l f b a k e r yThis is what happens when one confuses "random" with "profound."
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Hurry! Hurry Haaaarrrrrd!!!! |
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Noooo!!! Slow down!!! Slow dooown!!! |
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(You will need to have watched curling to possibly get this joke - and possibly be amused by it) |
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Radio controlled steering and braked bobsleighs? gets the people out of the way of the large, fast moving hard objects! |
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I like the concept. + Flying bobsleighs? Hell yes! |
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Bobsledding is the one Olympic sport that even dead people can participate in. But could they be taught the curl as well? |
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What about giant pendulum sweepers to produce the sweeping effect. Just don't swing it too late, or you'll wipe out your team-mate! |
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I can't see a dead person being much use at the push-start. |
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Off! Off! Never! Never! (+) |
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Can we put bowling pins at the end of the curling sheet? |
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And baseball bats that you put on your forehead adn spin around 20 times while saying the alphabet backwards.. After chugging a beer. |
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What's with the whole one-idea-and-then gone phenomenon anyway? |
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Something everyone wished you'd tried, [2fries] ... |
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I'm thinking it had to do something with the
welcoming atmosphere we've managed to present. |
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Serried ranks of severed heads on pikes can hardly be considered conducive to a "welcoming atmosphere". |
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Changing the sign over the entrance could have been a positive move, if it had been something other than replacing "ABaNdDon aLL hOpE Al yE Who EnTr HEEre" by "ARBEIT MACHT FREI" ... |
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The user name is a place in the UK - I say we blame it [8th]. |
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