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I am afraid of getting shots or injections or of having blood drawn
etc.. Bring any needle near me and I want to hide under the table
like a child.
This service is for people that have this fear or those who can not be
bothered making time in their busy schedule for a flu shot.
This idea
may also be for those people who would make it illegal to
not have a flu shot as the method of delivery may appeal to their
nature.
You sign up to have your flu shot administered from afar.
An expert team of individuals who are half ninja half nurse will stalk
you and administer your flu shot via blow gun and dart when you
least expect it.
For the snipers.
Gazoontdart
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 01 2016]
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If the dart is small, anaesthetic-tipped, and administered with enough skill, you need not even notice it. |
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Might it not be permanent, so you can donate blood the rest of the year? |
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Health snipers, we like it. [+]. |
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The dart guns that vets use for zoo animals would be best, equipped with night sights. Tottering back from the pub, suddenly PHUT .... Thunk - you've been vaccinated. |
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So, how much will we have to pay for a license to do this ? |
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I'm not sure, maybe it should be similar to the cost of a
seasonal hunting permit. What does that cost? |
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How much would you like it to be ? |
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<works bolt on dart gun, unwraps fresh batteries for night sight> |
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<swaggers in, wearing cowboy hat, to MC the showdown> |
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[Maxwell Buchanan] <<<<<<<<<<*>>>>>>>>>> [Ian Tindale] |
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I can't imagine why dentists haven't already
thought of this, a heavy projectile, attached is
loop of dental floss and kevlar aimed at just
the right angle to loop into the mouth.. and
out comes that tooth while you are crossing
the road. |
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The idea is quite good, the category sucks. Sorry you only get
a temporary +. Find a better category, like something under
healthcare or medicine, and I'll make it stick. |
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Well, at least it's not in Other: [general] .... |
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Could be useful for dealing with the anti-vaxer
crowd too. |
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I'll sign up everyone I know. |
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That way I won't get the flu, and also won't have to get
a flu shot. #winning |
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