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Blesses and disinfects. Blessed by a preacher and infused with
a blend of disinfectants that kills 99.99% of viruses on
surfaces.
This isn't to make fun of Christians, I think they'd actually
approve of this.
This scene only with "Clorox" instead of "Christ".
https://www.youtube...watch?v=lpyg94OzHK0
I guess you could have the stain saying all the disgusting stuff Megan says in the movie. Might have to tone it down a bit for prime time. "Your mother sews socks that smell!" etc. [doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020]
Anthony Burgess
https://en.m.wikipe...wiki/Earthly_Powers
Find the scene with an exorcist in Malaya. [pertinax, Mar 28 2020]
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I don't think protestants believe in holy water. |
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Well, presumably they accept the existence of water - it's the "holy" part thats problematic. |
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Does it work even if you don't believe in it, or not work if you don't believe in it/work only if you do believe in it ? |
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Well, if you don't believe in bleach you may be beyond
redemption. |
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Is a label reading "If you believe in this bleach it will be more effective" allowed by advertising standards regulators ? |
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I don't know if believing in the power of bleach impacts
its
efficacy but I'd probably stay away from any claims like
that. |
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But it does open up a bunch of advertising options. "The
Stain Exorcist" Scene 1) Wine stain possession: (Shows the
guy spraying a stain with the same lighting and camera
angle
of the linked scene.) "THE POWER OF CLOROX COMPELS
YOU!" |
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How about a still of a room spattered with green vomit and a smiling priest centre field holding up a pump-spray with the caption "CLEANO - REMOVES THE EXCRETION OF BEELZEBUB IN ONE WIPE !" |
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This could definitely get dark pretty quick. |
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(generic fascist dictator) |
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"Hey tough stain, you're an enemy of the state!".. |
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"I bet he drinks Stainlin Black Label ..." |
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This was baked in the novel Earthly Powers (but on a slightly
smaller scale, using a rubber bulb, not a spray-bottle's pump). |
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Interesting point if they espouse Creationism theologically, yet clearly support "natural selection" on a practical level ... |
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Hey, if I sold bleach I'd sell it to anybody of any persuasion. |
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"Darwin Brand Industrial Cleaner: Sorry viruses, we're
pruning your branch on the evolutionary tree." |
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Show Darwin looking at a dirty counter, zoom into a shot of
terrified microorganisms, then back to the Darwin looking
dude aiming the spray bottle at them: "Hey viruses, when
you see t-rex tell 'em I said... buh bye!" SPSFFFFF! |
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That's a bit more catchy than "Do you feel lucky, Proteobacteria ?" |
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// if I sold bleach I'd sell it to anybody // |
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Well, it would clearly be discriminatory to have a "whites only" policy... |
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