Black Plague Water Balloons

Water balloon warfare has, until now, been a fairly safe form of conflict. (excluding the off-hand frozen water balloon). Still, solid or liquid, it's just kinetic energy.

Now, thanks to Black Plague Water Balloons, you will be holding more than a few deciliters of H20 in your hands. You hold millions of merciless micro-organisms that will relentlessly attack your enemies day and night.

your enemies may laugh at your feeble water-volley now, but in a few weeks; the play ground will be yours and yours alone as your foe lie incapacitated in the infirmary. (or dead)

Unwise? Me thinks not! Nor does the wisest of all military strategists:

Though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays. - Sun Tzu

So be clever and don't delay a moment longer! Buy Black Plague Water Balloons today! - MikeD