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Biometric stationary and equipment such as a lockable file, pen, desk fan, chair and pc.
Would stop people 'adjusting' your chair, stealing stationary and generally being thieving lazy b'stards.
I'm sure I could lock most of this away in my desk locker but due to starting everyday with a raging hangover
the keys are often mislaid. I have however never lost my fingers or forgotton where I have put them.
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Yes - by that I mean people moving it to their desk |
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Claymore mines would be your friend on this one, we believe. |
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I misread this as "biomimetic stationary/office eqiupment",
which would be fun. A chameleonesque stapler, or a printer
which conserved energy by suspending itself sloth-like from
the ceiling and moving really slowly. |
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Oh, printer. Misread that as "manager" which makes far more sense. |
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hmmmmm moveable stationary. interesting. |
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