Biochemical Love Matcher

I have always wondered about the phenomenon of 'love at first site'. I often wonder if it should be more accurately described as love at first smell, referring to pheromones.

When I meet someone I usually know immediately whether we will be compatible, at least physically. Some women I find I am strongly attracted to and with others I don't budge. In this context it goes beyond whether I find the girl pretty, intelligent, interesting, the right phenotype and not obese or anorexic.

Anyway, the idea here is to similar to a glucose test. Basically two drops of blood are required, one from each participant. Based on some sciency wizardry type thingy (as yet to be established but based on genome encoding and various metabolic similarities) the machine mixes the two drops of blood and indicates the biochemical compatibility of the participants in the potential love match. I submit that, in order to reduce the number of potential matches on a dating site - in favour of accuracy, one can pre-determine whether meeting the person is even worth it based on chemistry alone.

As mentioned before some women make me flustered and some have no effect at all (despite being in my preference group), it is my belief that there is a deeper chemical compatibility at work.

The Biochemical Love Matcher allows people to anonymously give a sample of blood to a medical establishment. The sample of blood is then processed by the machine against the samples of matches in your preferred pool of people. For example a pool of potential partners would consist of natural blond/redheads, athletic, between 30-45 years old, female, between 55-80kg, between 1.2-1.7m tall - this would narrow down large group of potential partners down to just a few hundred in my country. From there the blood samples are mixed and matched in the Biochemical Love Matcher, further reducing the number of compatible matches to a few tens. The Biochemical Love Matcher can also screen potential partners for STD's etc, helping avoid that awkward pre-copulation moment.

Once the pool of partners is reduced nicely we can chat online and eventually meet up for a date should it go that far. For me time and money are restricted, and I don't want to waste my time or money with women who are not compatible. This is beneficial to both sexes, because this applies to everyone.

Before I sound like I am overly fussy, and put too much emphasis on superficial physical characteristics, lets be real, most people do, whichever their gender. I think that a lot can be said for physical attributes, since most good looking people are also blessed with a decent brain (the HB crew must be a good looking bunch in general, based on this assumption). Not to say that ugly people are necessarily less cerebrally enhanced, however the genes that encode for good looks usually come with the brainy gene too. So this Biochemical Love Matcher just takes my preference of what I find most attractive in a woman, then makes sure our chemistry is compatible, after that it is up to me/her to determine whether we are intellectually compatible and spiritually compatible.

Similarly women can determine what they find most attractive in men by physical characteristics, submit their blood sample, and match up with compatible men. In this way both sides of the gender division can find suitably matched people without wasting a huge amount of time or money.

It must be said though a male friend of mine and myself where comparing notes on what we find attractive, and our taste is significantly different (even though we are very similar in our intellectual capabilities). I assume this has to do with some kind of chemical attraction that determines what an individual finds attractive. Having our beers in the dark corner of the pub, watching cricket or rugby, we quietly rate the women we see. I believe females do the same (also probably not paying much attention to the entertainment).

In the future, using the Nth generation mobile app version of the Biochemical Love Matcher App, my phone, and her phone would indicate the location of mine/her closest match by playing a beeping sound that increases in frequency as we get closer.

Basically I am very annoyed by being targeted by incompatible phenotype women that are obese, and this way I don't even have to encounter them online. Sorry the website I use has a 'politically correct' filtration mechanism, and is not compatible with my phenotypist preferences. Excuse what could be mis-identified as a tool for eugenics, I assure you its not, since beauty is in the eye of the beerholder - I just have my preferences and they cannot be changed.