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Big Bob Car Dog

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Love having a dog in the car but fear the dog will fly thru the windshield if you brake hard? Worry no more! The Big Bob Car Dog by BUNGCO uses scaled up bobblehead technology in the form of a full sized fake Doberman. You can position Big Bob with paws on the rear shelf, looking thru the back window just like his tiny bobbleheaded brethren. You can hook his privates to the rear seatbelt, keeping him firmly in place in case of a sudden stop. And when you are parked, folks will think twice about a break in on seeing Big Bob at the ready.

Buy Big Bob now and get a free interior window dognose booger applicator, to recreate that car dog feeling. Also you will receive a coupon good for $10 off a Big Bob Big Bark car alarm kit!

Big Bob can also be used in the back of pickup trucks. You may wish to attach him loosely, to recreate the pickup bed scurrying of a true truck dog. Note that winds at highway speeds may cause an alarmingly fast rate of scurrying as well as rapid seizurelike bobbling.

—bungston, Dec 28 2003

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       I'm afraid for you, bung.
—waugsqueke, Dec 28 2003
   

       Baking at its Big Best.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 29 2003
   

       why stop at dogs? hippos would look cute..
—po, Dec 29 2003
   

       I agree with po. Hippos, giraffes for convertables would be nice, and cheetas for the sports cars would be novel as well.
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003
   

       Nothing beats the real thing.
—python, Dec 30 2003
   

       Except a rolled up newspaper, if there is chewing of the seatbelts.
—bungston, Dec 30 2003
   

       what about bobbing people in case you dont have friends?
—Space-Pope, Dec 31 2003
   

       Hey, nice one, [bung].
—lintkeeper2, Feb 22 2005
   

       I might get my real dog converted to one of these after he shuffles off to buffalo...
—wagster, Feb 22 2005
   


 

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