h a l f b a k e r yApply directly to forehead.
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Just do what they do on those old black and white slapstick comedies, and tie the table cloth in place of the napkin. Just remember to do what they always forget to do in those slapstick comedies, and untie it before leaving the table. |
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I'd find this as useful as any child, since I'm somewhat prone to ungainly spilling (especially at formal occasions), but may I also suggest a well-placed cat or dog next to the spiller's chair which adeptly catches all dropped food in its mouth? |
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+ If you have 4 people in your family, you wouldnt even need a table. Just put one person at each corner and put the food in the middle. Any food that misses the mouth will simply slid back to join the rest of the uneaten food. |
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So kinda like eating from a trough? ;-) |
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More like eating from a hammock. |
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Ah
but imagine a childs joy when a swift yank causes the forehead of the sibling opposite to hit the table. |
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That fits neatly into our little half-Universe. |
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