h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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Beer breasts
Fake breasts worn by staff at topless bars that are beer taps. | |
Maby you could squeeze the fake breasts and beer would flow
out. Would be cool at bucks nights ect, sure its a bit seedy
but hey, it would be cool for a laugh.
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And just what, pretel, would they do with their real ones? Maby they could just lob em off and toss em out? |
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(It's lookin and soundin like a typical Friday here). |
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what you think people want to see beer comming out of
normal size breasts, I was thinking of massive breasts. |
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Hey [bliss] what are you carping about? This idea should get every vote from every male here at œB! It has beer and breasts...the perfect idea! |
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...carp? That sounds like a fish to me...? |
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please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... oh, it is. |
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You've had some good and amusing ideas, Gulherme. This is not one of them. |
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PS - What is a "bucks nights ect?" |
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Maybe they could shit fresh hot gooey pizza too. |
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//I was thinking of massive breasts// |
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That's a telling comment. |
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Congratulations on coming up with a sex-related idea I don't want to bun. Here's a bun for that, but not for the idea. |
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This place is falling apart. I made a typo 18 years ago and no
one has said a word, what the hell? |
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It's called "lulling into a false sense of security". We are evil,
but patient. |
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... and I was just thinking of pretzels. |
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In a good (normal) way, like as a tasty snack food - or in a sick, deviant, perverted and unpleasant way ? |
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From you, the latter seems far more likely. |
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// We are evil, but patient. // |
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Are you referring to halfbakers as a group, or yourself ? The first person plural is generally considered the prerogative of deities (which you are not), royalty (well ... the jury's still out) and Evil Assimilating Hegemonizing Swarms (and you have so far, for inexplicable motives, declined to join our Merry Throng). |
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It would take a lot of m.f.d magic but hormone treatment, three way symbiosis with yeast, lactibacilli and breast tissue, [Gutherme] can have his own Kumis. |
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There is no way I'm going near your Merry Thong, [8th]. |
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(Sound of [MB]'s braces being twanged) |
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One day, you'll do that while he's wearing them. |
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That's what we're hoping for, yes. |
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