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Hold multiple layers of sheets, blankets, and bedding in place against shifting by skewering them with a spike through the bed's mattress. As an added benefit, the skewer can be used to mark the exact center of the bed.
Available models include giant toothpick, giant miniature umbrella, and giant
miniature plastic sword. Extra-large upholstered olive sold separately.
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I forsee problems with this if the skewer is inserted after you get into bed. |
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...stripper pole, north pole, May pole, fake tree top... |
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I've used big staples to secure bedsheets before. |
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