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Meditative combatants wear headgear equipped with EEG monitoring and headphones. They sit on metal chairs, dressed only in boxing shorts. When a brain wave pattern of deep mediation is detected in one combatant, the chair of his opponent is proportionally electrified. As his opponent squirms against
the voltage, his headphones spark to life with irritating music.
This music is heard by the television audience.
For example, “Tiny Bubbles” plays for one combatant, and “God Save the Queen” for the other. (Particularly irritating tunes are chosen by psychologists and randomly assigned just prior to the show.) The loser is the first to jump to his feet and rip off his headgear, cursing the producers.
Kind of like this...
http://www.giantitp...omics/oots0456.html
[normzone, Sep 11 2008]
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Maybe they should hear the noise of poorly maintained motorcycles. |
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Perhaps someone could read-off the contents of the Other:General catagory. That always manages to annoy me ... |
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"In this corner, weighing 106 lbs, Jesse 'the Buddhist' Ventura!
And in this corner, a man who has achieved a purely vegetative state by watching his hard drive defragment, our local challenger, RayfordSteele!" |
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//by watching his hard drive defragment// Mount hard drives in removable cartridges; to defrag or clone take out and stuff into an old computer. Play games on your new computer (using dedicated game drive) until defrag or clone is done. |
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Did that Adhara (?) person vanish? |
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[MaxwellBuchanan] I'd like to think so |
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Now it looks like [wagster] enjoys watching his hard drive defragment. |
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And it looks like I enjoy it even more. I don't. |
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I wonder if this is a non-gender specific competition. Like, do men have an unfair advantage on women in meditation because we have the ability to turn our brains off? |
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Takes a deep breath.....
exhales...
Nah, to easy |
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Why boxing shorts? Just have them go nude, censoring if necessary. |
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