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Bathe Peristaltically in a Cup of Water

And fast, too! Both tubs and shower stalls.
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Its inner walls are made of cells of supple, elastic polyethylene with a velvety surface. Pour a cup of soapy water over you, push the start button, close your eyes and take a deep breath. The cells quickly fill with warm gel in varying proportions squeezing them into every crevice, crack and cranny and causing a peristaltic rub-a-dub-dub of your body.

For 15 seconds you’ll be squished about, forward, backward, right, left, up and down like a hapless Chihuahua astray in an eager embrace of obese lesbians. Rinse, towel off and take a glance at your blood pressure that has been measured while bathing.

FarmerJohn, Nov 15 2004

Buckminster Fuller's shower http://www.wnet.org/bucky/bathroom.html
Another way to shower with only a cupfull of water. [hippo, Nov 15 2004]

Not far off from being baked. http://www.uswitch....=rss&utm_source=rss
[AusCan531, Jan 21 2013]

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       disturbingly hilarious.
benfrost, Nov 15 2004
  

       But if you didn't [oniony] you would have just come out and said so....
DocBrown, Nov 15 2004
  

       There are websites for this kind of thing. Apparantly.
hippo, Nov 15 2004
  

       There are right-thinking, decent folks on the HB?
shapu, Nov 16 2004
  

       Man sneezes in peristaltic shower. Film at eleven.   

       I had a *very* disturbing night's sleep thanks to this idea.
zen_tom, Nov 16 2004
  

       Hmm....fat soapy lesbians wrestling a chihuahua...not an image I needed...
Freefall, Nov 16 2004
  

       Ugh. +
Machiavelli, Nov 16 2004
  

       <adds more water - tries to fit two people in it>
Shz, Nov 16 2004
  

       Replace the obese lesbians with attractive, heterosexual ladies and the Chihuahua with me and....[+]
wagster, Nov 16 2004
  

       God, why am I thinking of tentacles right now?   

       Still, this has potential. Just won't be used by your target market :)
Chrontius, Nov 17 2004
  

       Contract rinse shower? Most people, including the Chinese, simply soak theirs. I swear by extended wear even under pressure.
reensure, Nov 17 2004
  

       What's a Chihuahua ashtray?
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 06 2007
  

       Still looking for those websites, [hippo].
normzone, Mar 06 2007
  

       //Contract rinse shower? Most people, including the Chinese, simply soak theirs. I swear by extended wear even under pressure//   

       What in the sam hill are you on about?
squeak, Mar 08 2007
  
      
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