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Barbie goes to the Big House

 Promoting Real estate sales through doll nonsense
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Ingredients of dream:

A. Need to sell Mobile Homes

B. Large floating sea of anger toward Barbie and her dream house.

C. Toy story short vid about barbie not going to Hawaii (link)

D. Lady GAGA vid about Lady Gaga - Telephone ft.(link)

Result: Fill a mobile home with cell blocks of cardboard boxes contain just a doll bunk bed and bucket toilet.

Put two bossy little girls in uniform and in charge. Invite Barbies and their owners to jailhouse party. Sell the moms of the owners the mobile homes, while the girls play Barbie Goes to Prison (The Big House).

Mattel might buy the whole operation just to shut it down, before the news cameras stop by.

—popbottle, Feb 23 2014

Telephone http://www.youtube....watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U
Bad copy [popbottle, Feb 23 2014]

Spanish version http://www.youtube....watch?v=Y_nR95UxQcA
Toy story short vid about barbie not going to Hawaii [popbottle, Feb 23 2014]

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       uh...
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 23 2014
   

       So there's some stuff and then there's another thing and some more stuff. I understand perfectly.   

       +1 for exit strategy
—kodabar, Feb 24 2014
   

       I bunned for Barbie actually going to prison! The prison guards would certainly be Skipper and Staci! But somewhere there should be a rescue from Ken! (I don't understand the real estate sales...)
—xandram, Feb 24 2014
   

       This could be empinkened a bit and marketed as a Barbie capsule hotel.
—calum, Feb 24 2014
   
      
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