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Runs from the back of the church to the baptismal font/pool near
the alter. Naturally the log is shaped like a blunted crucifix.
Lots of holy water splashes and fun.
All we need now is weddings.
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[coprocephalous, Jan 31 2011]
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And then, at the end of the ride, you are dumped
out of the 'log' for a full immersion
(Denominationally-dependent). |
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...and you collect your photo (for an extra payment). |
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All that volume of water isn't going to bless itself, you know - there'd have to be teams of priests on hand (carny-priests?).
Or perhaps it could be homeopathetically blessed. |
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I wonder how much water a single priest can properly bless in a given sitting - And by extension, whether you can apply to any given religious practitioner a measure of blessings/volume/time; Such statistics gathered, an efficiency-minded administrator might be better placed to identify his most performant clergy and redeploy them to maximum effect. |
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[+] I like it. Babies will need some duct tape to hold them in! |
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If it's this much fun, I may have to suddenly find
religion and get myself baptised.[+] |
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// All that volume of water isn't going to bless itself, you know // |
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How much water can one priest bless at one go ? Is there an upper limit ? |
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Can an ordinary priest sanctify a whole tanker-full, or just a font ? Would that need a Bishop? For an entire reservoir, would it need the Pope ? |
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