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Before you can be mean or rude to bald people. Before you
crack jokes about or discriminate against bald people.
You must first be licensed to do so.
This license would be a requirement for anyone that works
in a hair salon or barber shop.
Captain Picard is Bald
http://www.youtube....watch?v=6rYhRqf757I
The Picard Song [sninctown, Jan 26 2013]
[link]
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Bald is beautiful. I have not heard any bald jokes in
years. It's actually trendy. You sure you got a problem
that needs to be solved here? |
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I overheard an attractive young woman a few years ago commenting that she did not like bald men because baldness is caused by not being clean. |
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Means of enforcement and penalty for violation? |
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Shaved or bald heads on males or females are sexy. Bald
jokes are old news. I've not heard of anyone making
humour out of baldness in at least twenty years. Of course
in the colonies things may lag behind somewhat. |
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An example: <link to song> |
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"I am Locutus of Borg.
Lock phasers on that vessel.
I am Locutus of Borg.
There are FOUR LIGHTS!" |
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As I like to mention to my slightly balding younger
brother (after he jokes about my greying hair): |
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"If you HAVE hair, it can be any color you like. I like
grey." |
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How about this: Before you are mean or rude to
someone, you pause, realise that it is a shitty thing
to do, and don't do it. Fishbone. |
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// mean or rude to someone .... it is a shitty thing to do // |
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But that is why you do it, shirley ? |
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There are two reasons for being mean and/or rude. |
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1. You loathe and detest the target of your abuse, and wish to make that fact abundantly clear. |
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2. You have great (mutual) affection and respect for target of your abuse, and wish to make that fact abundantly clear. |
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One should never make fun of bald people. Get some friends round and make it a social event. |
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// mean or rude to someone .... it is a shitty thing to do //
3. The person has done something wrong or is socially inept. Many examples here on the Halfbakery. |
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