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Balance Mastercard

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The trouble with being paid for things is that it feels like you're holding people to ransom. Say you're a surgeon and you get paid for performing that life-saving operation. What are you going to do if you don't get paid? Let them die. Not a particularly realistic example, but there's a nasty feeling that if you are offering something which people need, withholding your labour will kill them or make their life terrible, so why aren't you doing it for free?

On the other hand, there are things which are useless and therefore people will pay for them simply because they want to and it enriches their life. They could buy a Beatles record but if the Beatles never existed, they could've bought a Stones record instead. Or they could see a Shakespeare play, but if Shakespeare had never been born they could see a Bacon play instead, and so on. These things are interchangeable in a way water, oxygen and essential knowledge, skills and experience are not.

When you get to the checkout in your local supermarket, you generally either pay by some electronic system or hand over cash. This means that the business benefits from you and so it carries on. If you were able to trade food, say, for cleaning the supermarket or mending their fridge, that would be good, and it could theoretically circumvent the need to pay with money. Barter.

However, what if your special skill is of the circus/entertainment variety rather than practical, as it should be because if you can do something useful you're basically being a git if you ask money for it? For instance, what if you can balance a pile of seventeen items artistically on the counter or perform finely balanced acts of contortion, or spin pizza bases on the end of poles made out of broomsticks? The cashier who agrees sight unseen to your performance may end up getting disappointed, and in the case of the pizza bases, they could end up unhygienically all over the shop.

Enter the Balance Mastercard. You have this skill and the local clown college can vouch for it, so they give you a card which says you are known to be skilled at balancing seventeen items atop a cash register. Hand the card over at checkout in lieu of payment or for a reduction, and you will make the employees' day brighter by a fraction in return. The value is decided by a disinterested committee.

Note that this transaction is immediate and face to face. A supermarket full of circus performers may be of some value to the business itself. For instance, fire breathers may slightly reduce heating bills, lightning calculators may be useful for Z readings at the end of the day and lion tamers might deter potential shoplifters. Beyond that, the morale of the employees could be lifted too, thereby increasing turnover, reducing absenteeism, and all the rest. Even so, the material benefits would dissipate rather rapidly without the confines of the edifice. This need not, however, be a problem with a small business rather than a chain, as the employees are all there is, or there may only be two levels in the hierarchy, and this is simpler.

Thanks to [eleventeenthly] for the input.

nineteenthly, Mar 01 2016

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It's in a reply to [MercuryNotMars]. [nineteenthly, Mar 01 2016]

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       This sounds like a variation on the theme of "bartering". Keep in mind that the IRS still wants you to keep track of those monetary amounts being associated with discounts!
Vernon, Mar 01 2016
  

       [Vernon], I visited this problem before in real life back when LETS schemes were all the rage. It didn't become a problem, but LETS schemes were silly anyway, so it may have become one if they hadn't collapsed. I had a few ideas about how to counter that back then which could also apply to this, although they're long-winded and quite boring, perhaps even more so than this idea.   

       [Zen_tom], totally agree with the emergence of professional body corruption. It would be nice, however, to be able to lift someone up from the humdrum rather than simply make it possible for their life to be humdrum rather than intolerable.   

       All this really dates back to my thought expressed on here many years ago that if someone came into my shop, I then had the pleasure of their company and owed them something for that, meaning that they should be able to take what they would otherwise have bought for free. See an anno in the linked idea, starting "In many ways, i don't understand the concept of money".
nineteenthly, Mar 01 2016
  
      
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