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When a distracted driver doesn't learn after being
repeatedly honked at the frustrated motorist behind
can reach forward
to the dashboard, flip up the protective switch guard
and flip
the toggle beneath, activating the RockCo Bagpipes
Assault
Car Horn. Twin horns mounted just inside the
grill will
then
play bagpipe music at deafening levels causing the lead
driver
to accelerate away, scream, vomit and never again
become
distracted while on the road.
Ear defenders are highly recommended, available at
RockCo
at additional cost.
Reversing Bagpipes
Reversing_20Bagpipes
[hippo, Dec 02 2020]
foresaid female bag player
https://www.youtube...watch?v=8RbVuDuCYMY
takes me away [blissmiss, Dec 03 2020]
[link]
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This is brilliant, yet horrible ... we are conflicted ... |
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Bonus points if they are capable of the brown note. |
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Extra points if the vomit filled car also contains 8th, either in his cage or bouncing around loose, but tethered of course. |
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There are car stereo loudness competitions.
Presumably a mechanical bagpipe could play a very
loud and higher-quality bagpipe sound. |
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// higher-quality bagpipe sound. // |
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There seems to be something a trifle contradictory about that phrase ... |
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I just learned of a woman bagpipe jazz player that blew my
socks off. She was full of soul and it sounded amazing. It
would be nice if you could get her audio somehow to play at
long red lights. I believe it would draw more people into that
style, and they would find out what they are missing. |
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