Where I live everybody is very rich, privileged and
precious, so much so that their time is extremely
valuable
and not even a second can be wasted waiting for the
person at the head of the intersection to accelerate
when
the light turns green.
But what is a Silicon Valley tech titan
to do about the
time
lag between the light changing and the time it takes to
raise their angry fist to the horn to get the bastard who's
been holding up the line for a full half second after the
light's already turned green?
Introducing the Auto Horn. Sensors activate the horn
immediately upon the light turning green and don't stop
until the light's out of the sensor's range. Here in Palo
Alto, all Teslas (which is all we drive here of course)
would
be equipped with this so ten, fifteen or more cars would
all start blasting at once.
Us Palo Altans are rich as hell so naturally we're angry
and
bitter about all the prols we have to share the roads
with.
We'd be able to write this off on our taxes too the way
we
do our $150,000 silent running Teslas (except when we're
blasting the horn, which is most of the time) because,
the
environment or whatever.