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The problem with bagpipes is that one gets a hypertrophied arm from squeezing the bag. Problem solved! BUNGCO'S Bagpipe Pants come in flattering plaids to match your clan and are worn with bag nestled between the legs. Squeeze that bag with suggestive leg motions, all the while blowing the (longer,
of course) pipe. Finger a merry tune - or maybe you will have volunteers to help with that!
Never has the bagpipe been so sensual!
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let's start a one man cacophony band - ha! [xenzag, Sep 17 2013]
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And this year's Halfbakery Award For The Idea Which
Is Wrong In The Most Ways goes to... |
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Bagpipes, for any use other than as a fuel,
equals fishbone. |
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[+] oohhh [bungsty-baby] //suggestive leg motions//...
can we get a YouTube video? |
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Great. Now we have musical pole pants. |
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// musical pole pants. // |
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"The horror ... the horror ..." |
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Instead of a spit valve, any liquid should squirt out the
mouthpiece. |
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The piper will now perform "The Campbells are Coming", followed by "The Flowers of the Forest Are Withered Away". |
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<Discreetly moves [pertinax] to the top of The List> |
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The two drones should curve around the waist and exhaust at the rear. |
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<Misery segues smoothly into Despair on the
realisation it's now inevitable that a
gratuitous and unsavoury "blow
job" reference will soon make its unwelcome
appearance in the thread> |
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I fully approve and award two croissants. (only a few people get to do this) |
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I would sincerely hope that only a few people get to fully approve of this idea. |
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