Bagpipe Mobile Phone

Instead of a boring Blackberry, iPhone, or in fact any other type of mobile, why not have a Bagpipe Mobile Phone?

It works just like any other mobile, except it doubles up as a scaled down set of bagpipes, and of course instead of merely ringing, it begins droning and wheezing before playing a random traditional Scottish reel, or at any time you feel like it, you can begin playing it yourself.

Advantages: no one will ever steal it; you can use it to torture those who simply detest the bagpipes; you can attract those who love all things Scottish (or Irish); you can pretend to be totally mad when you shouldn't be using a phone, and dance around as it "rings" out of control - this is especially effective when it's in vibrating mode, and placed on a wooden table. (to increase resonance)