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You're getting self conscious. There's always that nagging doubt: do I have bad breath? Walk to the nearest pharmacy and buy your own halitosis detector. It's a device similar to a breathalyser, but instead of the measurement of your blood alcohol content you get your halitosis level checked:
1 -
You smell like roses, baby
2 - There's something brewing
3 - Can I offer you a mint?
4 - Danger!
5 - Stand over there, against the wind and speak louder.
Schedule your visits to the dentist accordingly.
Portable atmosphere effluvium analyser
http://www.big-dipp...ir2000_EFF_IntE.pdf
What the name says [PauloSargaco, Jun 01 2011]
Seems Baked! (does anyone search their ideas anymore?)
http://www.coolest-...ad-breath-detector/
[xandram, Jun 01 2011]
(?) here is another one...
http://www.ginnys.c...&CAWELAID=674071757
[xandram, Jun 01 2011]
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Next: Socks that whimper when you've worn them too long. |
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[mouseposture] Ah! I can see you're like a loaded spring, itching to cry magic. |
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It works through the detection and measurement of certain chemical by-products of bacteria activity. For instance, and just to name a few, hydrogen sulfide, methyl mercaptan, Allyl methyl sulfide, dimethyl sulfide, indole, skatole, polyamines. It would be an ultraportable version of an atmosphere effluvium analyser [link], fine tuned to the concentration levels expected to emanate from the oral cavity of a human being. Yes, the miracles of miniaturization. |
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Do you sell a cream for that? [+] |
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[pertinax] Sorry, can't help there. |
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[see links] for bakedness and how to bake... |
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Itching, rather, to provide an answer, in
case you didn't have one (but you did). |
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Yes, [mouseposture], springs itch. It's a known fact :-) |
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