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you know what goes good with bacon? croissants. [+] |
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*I* never said via fax machine! This is a real personalized delivery! |
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//*I* never said via fax machine!//
But if it isn't, how will you ensure that the received bacon was *exactly* as sold to the sender? |
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Could I have some real fit courier person in a bacon vest? |
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[po] What like this? (see link) |
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//But if it isn't, how will you ensure that the received bacon was *exactly* as sold to the sender?//
you can fax us your customer satisfaction survey, but [po]'s would go to a different department... |
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Presumably not Muslim or Jewish or vegetarian... heehee. |
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[jutta], thats one, weird, sick and very disturbing link ..... the bacon isn't even cooked ..... |
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[+] for the idea, by the way, [xandram] |
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Would you send this via the Pork Office? |
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[xandram]: Thanks! It's not very day that someone puts up a link just for me. Golly, that's just swill! |
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A pound of Ireland's finest is on it's way to you [xan]. |
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//what about vegetarians?//
Well yes, it would certainly be more humane and romantic to send a vegetarian wrapped in absorbent paper rather than a bit of dead pig. |
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//what about vegetarians?//
It would be really stupid to send one of these to a vegetarian...
There are already fruit arangements, chocolates or other things to send to vegetarians!
(unless they have a craving for some meatless fake bacon--oh yeah FAKON) [see link] |
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// human flesh tastes just like pork. // |
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It does. Trust us on this. Kebabs to die for ..... |
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Tofu. Nailed to a cat. With a BIG nail ..... |
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There is such a thing as vege-bacon. It's
an hilarious idea to create a replica version
of bacon strips, only using non-meat
based products. As I don't eat any meat, it
has become a favourite of mine. Can I
therefore have a vege-bacongram in
return for this croissant? + |
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Why of course, sir. If you look up at the links, I have already supplied one for vegetarians!!
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...and Thanks to [Ian] we now have our own international delivery plane! cool!! |
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